BTFU!

This has to be one of the best and funniest emails I have ever received. This was sent to me from none other than Joe "Serious Meat" Scalo

"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, I introduce...The BTFU:

Chicken Cutlet, Grilled Pastrami, Lettuce, Tomato, Dill Pickles, Russian on a hero Lenny's sandwiches in New York (23rd bet. 5th n 6th).

[ATTENTION MATT BROWN, BILL OPPER, AND KEVIN BUSTOS...THERE WILL BE A FIELD TRIP TO THIS SPOT NEXT SEMESTER. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.]

I bet you're asking how The BTFU (Back the F*ck Up) got its name...it is really called "Lenny's Smoked Chicken Deluxe" but there is a story behind the name I have donned it.

Back before the semester ended I went to this sandwich spot with a friend of mine, ordered some sandwiches and went back to mange. He got...Ham and Cheese, amateur. As I unraveled this 12"
work of art, and sank my teeth into it, "Amateur" goes, "Yo, lemme get a bite of that?"

Without hesitation, I replied, "No, Back The F*ck Up, and enjoy your Ham and Cheese."

It ended with him on the floor in the fetal position crying in disappointment.

Moral of the story:
Don't be a bitch, get a good sandwich.

DO WORK."

Saks Savage

My homegirl Adrienne was walking by Saks the other day and sent me this flick

"I was looking at the windows at saks and in one of them I saw this
savage caveman attacking a sandwich with his spear I thought If matt
brown were a caveman this would be him lol"

Like a bat outa hell

Dan Trapp sent me this slammin left over sandwich. my favorite meals are the ones that make great sandwiches the next day

"i got one for the blog. homemade meatloaf, mashed potatoes and brown gravy on a toasted potato roll. merry christmas you filthy animal."

Buyers Beware

"buyers beware!!!!!!! my girlfriend brought home this leftover sandwich from tgifridays, its a chicken parmesan slider. it is a little bun with a chicken patty marinara and a dollop of mozzerella on top. i took one bite, and puked, literally ran to the bathroom sick and puked. it tasted good, but im afraid to go at it agian. stay black. Josh Cambridge"

Pull My Prok!

My top boy/body guard Joe Scalo sent in this banging pulled pork sandwich on a sleek stainless steal dish nice

He also wrote his own sandwich remix to "Thugz Mansion" hahah YES! Joe is the man


"I call this the "Pull My Pork." This isn't your everyday P.P. sandwich my bro. We got the BBQ pulled pork smoked out low and slow, with the fresh slaw on top. Lather that baby up with some hickory BBQ sauce and a GRILLED BUTTERED seeded bun, throw some ruffles on the side for good measure, and you are next stop is the Sandwich Mansion.

Every corner, every deli
There's a place where life's a little cheesy
Lotta meat, stacked high and fresh
Every hour, cause it's da best
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong one will be denied
Nothin but meat, cheese
And bread fashion, every bro needs a Sandwich Mansion.

Nas feat Big Joe-Thugz Mansion (Sandwich Remix)

BIIG BABBBAYYY!"

Katie Love

Katie sent me this sandwich a wile ago its reminiscent of her favorite sandwich from this deli across the street form school that she gets EVERY Wednesday.

"pepper turkey, spicy jack cheese, honey mustard, apple on whole wheat bread. Dang."

PIZZA SANDWICH

Thats right Pizza sandwich whooooo! my favorite invention. I made my first about a year ago with left over pizza ham,cappy,salami,and parm grilled in the forman. but there is this ill dollar slice in walking distance from my school on 6th ave. between 17th and 18th (a must if your in the area)it's run by these Mexican dudes that kick ass, the pizza is cheep, fast, and damn good for a dollar but the kicker is they make these amazing sides that are also a dollar like stewed chicken, rice and beans, fried chicken, sweet potatoes, all that.... Anyway when i'm starving my move is to get 2 slices and a side of stewed chicken take the chicken thigh that falls off the bone and dump it on to my seasoned slice with all that sauce throw the top on and chow down! get some... people look at me like im a little nuts while I make this because the place is always packed to the gills its hard to not notice but I dont care best 3 bucks ive ever spent