Rossi's Italian Panini

"Ok. First of all. The fucking hoops i had to jump through to get this sandwich. I didnt know What i was ordering until leonard Finally pulled through and told me What it was called. The imported italian onfocaccia. All the Classic meat of an italian Except that they replace the lettuce onions and tomato with a layer of OLIVE SPREAD! Are you fucking serious? The muzz is homemade as is all the meats on this delectable masterpiece. Only available at rossi's deli in Poughkeepsie. this sandwich is bigger than my head. No lie.
Slainte!"