"As I looked through the menu for a sandwich to order
I saw "Stuffed Pepper Sub" for eight and a quarter
I picked up the phone and proceeded to holler
I was convinced to "add steak" for only a dollar
A victim of the up-sell, I swear I'm the winner
This steak would cost $20 were it solely my dinner
As you can see in the pics, this was no longer a sandwich
but a steak between bread plus a stuffed pepper in my hand, bitch"
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