So how am I going to make this taste good?

We've all been there before your starving but you need to go grocery shopping. You look in the fridge and you try to make a delicious meal out of what ever you have left. Some times you come up huge and discover an new unreal sandwich and other times you fail epically and need to cover everything in ketchup just to stomach it. Well the other day I came up huge all I had left was 4 slices of salami, i one slice of ham, 2 eggs, and a pack of chipotle sauce from Wendy's. I grilled up the salami and ham cooked the eggs in the fat and went crazy with the chipotle. It was sick